Mundane Monsters Problems! Bundle - 9oz

... ✿°•∘ɷ∘•°✿ … 6 new slimes are

Cthulhu’s Cough
➽ Texture: Green jelly with shimmer, topped with shimmering perlite and tentacle squishies
➽ Scent: Fig Leaf & Galbanum mixed with Fruit Pulp

A slime straight from the depths of the unknown. This glimmering green jelly captures the eerie beauty of deep sea chaos, with a pearlescent topper that looks like bioluminescent algae drifting in the dark. The scent is an intoxicating mix of fig leaf and galbanum with a hint of fruit pulp, a little bit of earthy, mysterious, and strangely addictive.

Goth Emotional Support Duck
➽ Texture: Charcoal gray cloud cream with imitation moss
➽ Scent: Meadow Thistle

Even ducks have feelings. This black rubber duck sits on top of a soft charcoal cloud cream. The imitation moss just adding a little bit extra sensory play without change the texture too much. The scent of meadow thistle brings a soft, slightly floral touch that balances out the gloom.

Haunter’s Hearing Loss
➽ Texture: Pink bingsu with a Haunter in the Dark bat squishy
➽ Scent: Dragonfruit Iced Tea

For when your ghostly giggles get a little too loud. This bright pink bingsu crackles with the most satisfying ASMR crunch, topped with a tiny bat squishy straight out of the shadows. Scented like dragonfruit iced tea that’s a little bit of sweet, fruity, and just mysterious enough to raise the dead.

Myopic Cyclops
➽ Texture: Yellow-green thick & glossy with a clay eyeball to mix in + an extra eyeball squishy for you to keep.
➽ Scent: Green Bell Pepper

Poor guy never saw it coming. This thick and glossy yellow/green slime comes with a clay eyeball to squish, smash, and fold into the base for the ultimate color shifting mix. The scent of crisp green bell pepper gives it a weirdly fresh, veggie and clean vibe that’s oddly satisfying.

We know green bell pepper might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but if you’re into something a little odd, this one’s definitely for you.

Unlucky Cat
➽ Texture: Purple jelly + thick & glossy hybrid mixed with snow fizz, topped with a firm jelly glitter bomb, kitty cat squishy, and cat fimo pieces
➽ Scent: Blueberry Waffle

A sparkly purple mix of jelly, T&G, and snow fizz textures gives you the best of glossy pops and fizzy crunches. The firm jelly topper adds an extra layer of shimmer and stretch, while the kitty squishy and cat fimos complete the chaos. Scented like warm blueberry waffles fresh off the griddle.

Special thanks to Tina and her daughter for helping us come up with this slime design during one of our livestreams!

Clown with Coulrophobia
➽ Texture: White thick & glossy base with a jelly topper filled with rainbow hoop fimos and clown beads, and a rubber balloon dog charm
➽ Scent: Vanilla Cinnamon Kettle Corn

A clown afraid of clowns? This creamy white Thicc Boi base pairs with a colorful jelly topper packed full of rainbow hoops and clown beads for a sweetly chaotic mix. Once combined, it turns into a stretchy, glossy slime that pops like carnival candy. The scent of vanilla cinnamon kettle corn adds cozy fair vibes without the jump scares.